Quotation
(The President puts his hand on a large red button)
Everybody: No! NO! That's the button that launches all of our nuclear missiles!
President: Then which button gets me a latte?
Guy: Uh, that would be the other one sir.
(President looks and sees another button exactly the same)
President: Who's the idiot who designed this thing?
Guy: You did sir.
President: Fair enough.